Jesus is not coming back -Roman Catholic leaders said

A Spokesperson for the Vatican (Roman
Catholic) has officially announced today
that the second coming of Jesus, the
only son of the God, may not happen
now after all, but urged followers to
still continue with their faith,
regardless of the news.
Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told
WWN that this years 1,981st
anniversary is to be the Vatican’s
last in regards to waiting for the
Lord to return to Earth.
“We just feel Jesus is not coming
back by the looks of it.” he said.
“It’s been ages like. He’s probably
flat out doing other really good
things for people somewhere else.”
Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus
promised his disciples that he would
come again in chapter John 14:1-3 of
the bible:
“There are many homes up where
my Father lives, and I am going to
prepare them for your coming. When
everything is ready, then I will come
and get you, so that you can always
be with Me where I am. If this
weren’t so, I would tell you plainly”
The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken
promise, claiming “he was probably
drinking wine” at the time when he
made the comments.
“Having the ability to turn water
into wine had its ups and its downs.”
added Cardinal Salvadore.
“We all make promises we can’t keep
when we’re drunk. Jesus was no
different.” The church said it will
now focus attentions on rebuilding
its reputation around the world, but
will keep an optimistic mind for the
savior’s second coming.