Man Sentenced To Death After Attempting Suicide

Reports reaching us have it that Segun Bam Duke, who had been having  a hard time with work; a hard time which literally got worse when his wife gave birth to triplets. This, coupled with his income, pushed Segun to take his own life as a means of escaping his overwhelming responsibilities.
Unluckily for Segun, he was caught in the hospital store room trying to steal unprescribed drugs by two nurses who had been gossiping close to the store. He was subsequently arrested and charged to court for trying to leave 3 kids and a woman on earth. In a twist of fate, the presideing Judge has permitted him to abandon his responsibilities by sentencing Segun to death by hanging.
While his wife and family are trying to appeal, Segun has asked the court to bring his execution date further.
More on this as events unfold.