[JOKE] I haff do myself

Hi Guys,

Help me here a beg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I promised her 20k Last Week As we were chatting on BBM. She Came from Abuja on An Unexpected Visit (yes my Plus 1)

Dat Morning She Asked Me Of The 20k I Promised Her. I Then Told Her Dat I Want To Leave For Cotonou
In The Next 5mins. I Gave Her My GTB ATM Card Dat She Should Take It and Withdraw All She Wanted (Knowing Fully Well Dat I Had Less Dan 5k In Dat Account) and leave the Card at home for me.

As Soon As She Kissed Me & Left, I Quickly Left The House Knowing Dat She Will come Crying Back To Me.

As I was driving past Badagry, My Elder Brother Called Me On The Phone Saying"Bros,You Don Get The Alert? I Just Dey Komot From GTB oh! I Don Pay That 100k Wey I Been Owe Ƴou Into Ƴour Account, Thanks"

Meeen!!! See Sweat!!!
Few Minutes Later, I Got The Alert!! Confirm 100k Credited. I Want Die As d Money Enter.

Tried calling her phone, Switched Off.

Tried PING!!! PING!!! No Delivery.

The Next minute, Alerts:
20k Debited,
20k Debited,
20k debited,
20k debited,
20k debited.
5k debited

Even the Last 5k Withdrawn...

I No Know Wetin Happen To Me, I Found Myself On Hospital Bed.

Now They Are Asking Me What Happened?

But Wot Will I Say???

Bet whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy