The Greatest Lie of the Century

Haabaaa, Uncle Akpos

Akpos spent the night with his mistress...
Akpors comes back in the morning..
Wife: where have u been? Where did u sleep?
Akpos: at johnny's place, He lost his sister
Wife: Ok.. U can eat your food, i'm going to the bathroom (after bathing)
wife: Am going out
Akpos: Where are u going to?
Wife: To the funeral, at your friend's place, to check how they are doing!
Akpos: Honey, they called the time u were bathing and told me
she rose from the dead!