This was life before the Computer and Internet

Memory was something that you lost with Age 
An Application was for Employment 
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profainty
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's Home 
A CD was a Bank Account
A Hard Drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a  mouse lived
And if you had a 3 1/2 inch Floppy...you just hoped nobody found out