7 signs to know if "Evil Forces are following you from Home or your Village"

1. When u av worked in a company for 10yrs without promotion
2. When u slap a soldier in front of barrack;
3. When ur car spend more days @ the mechanic workshop than on road;
4. When u mistake super-glue for eyes-drop;
5. When rats eat ur name out of all ur original documents;
6. If u are a christian in the midst of Boko Haram and disguise as a muslim and ur phone suddenly, rang, " let somebody shout halleluyah!";
7. If u fail to laugh after reading all these!

8. When you decide to cross the road in front of BRT and Tipper ....lolz