Dettol Adverts Everywhere...Now Children believe there are Germs everywhere

I'm tired of these Dettol adverts. Children now believe there are germs everywhere. My 5yr old nephew goes around wit Dettol in his pocket. He sprinkled his friends b4 playing wit them, even his books b4 reading them.

Dis morning, my rice tasted awful. I took a few spoons b4 i realised my nephew had poured Dettol in my food to kill germs.

I hope my nephew doesnt kill me ...