Akpos on BB Levels

BB Here!BB There!!BB Things!!!
AKPOS BUYS BIRTHDAY GIFT

Akpo: hello who dey call?
Sandra: it's me Sandra!
Akpo: Sandy Babe! U remember my side today?
Sandra: u know that I'm the caring type but school wouldn't allow me visit u. Where are u? And what are u doing?
Akpos: I dey chill for town! I dey on BB right now!
Sandra: u are a bigger boy now Oooooh!
Akpos: na the levels be that! Always on BB level
Sandra: Do u know what Today's date is?
Akpos: not at all!
Sandra: U are not caring at all! U've forgotten that today is my Birthday!
Akpos: I dey sorry Sandy! Na wetin make u call me be that?
Sandra: just want to invite u over to my hostel to make my day!
Akpos: that one na small thing na!
Sandra: Ehen! Get me something special Oooh!
Akpos: like wetin?
Sandra: I want to be on BB also!
Akpos: that one na small level for me to arrange!
AFTER 3Hours Akpos Arrived with a brown paper bag with 4corner shape!
Sandra: JESUS!!! I guess it's Bold5!
Akpos: shey na becos of BB u dey shout like this?
She gave Akpos everything he wanted!
AFTER EVERYTHING-
Akpos: Sandy Babe! I wan move! Take ur BB
Sandra: let me see u off fast,can't wait to see my BB!
AFTER 10Minutes Akpos Phone Rings-
Clara: hello Mr Akpos,ur Gal friend fainted just now after opening a brown paper bag that contains Bread and Beans!=D =)) =D =)) Na still BB! Enjoy ur weekend!