Weight Loss Program - Proven and Tested

A very fat man saw an advertisement" Lose 5kg in a week".

He called & said I would like to join! Lady: Ok! Be ready tomorrow at 6am. Next morning, he gets to the office and he was taken to a room. He opens the door & finds a hot babe with shoes, underpants & shirt saying,

"If u catch me u can sleep with me!" & the girl starts running. the Man starts running but couldn't catch her. So, during the whole week exercise, he tried to catch her but couldn't & lost 5kg.

He then asks for the 10kg program. Next morning at 6am, he opens the door & saw even hotter babe i bikini saying if u catch me u
can sleep wit me. He lost 10kg that week.

So, he thought this program is awesome! He requested a 25kg program. The lady said "are you sure? Its really tough!!" "Why not" said d man.
The Next day at 6am he opens the door expecting to see a nude babe but finds two nude MAD MEN saying, "If I catch u, I will sleep with u!!"

That week, with just the first days exercise, the man lost 40kg