Who owns a man, Mother or Wife? ......LMAO

ARGUMENT.
Mother­- my son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast 4 1yr,

Wife- he sucks mine now & sucked it 4 more den 5yr and is still sucking.

Mother- I carried him for nine months.

Wife- he was only 3.5kg den, so whats d big deal? I carry him every 9t and he is 85kg now.

Mother- he passed betwn my legs.

Wife- Hahaha, he only passed there once, he stays in-between my legs like everyday