Boko Haram Boss "Shekau" to Turn himself in for $7M reward

News has reached us at FNN that Boko Haram Leader, Abubakar Shekau, is making definite plans to turn himself in order to collect the $7M ransom placed on his head by the US government.

Our source, who requested to remain anonymous for fear of danger, revealed that when Shekau heard the amount placed on his head, he screamed “Ausubillahi!” and then fainted.

When he was eventually revived, he was overheard by our source asking for the number for the American Embassy in order to turn himself in.

Our source also revealed that several members of the terrorist group were also planning to turn Shekau in, and they were all greatly disappointed that Shekau wanted to turn himself in for the ransom.

More news as this develops. - FakeNews

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